I like Lord of the Rings, probably a little more than the next person but I’m not extreme. I don't feel a need to be from middle earth, dress up and teach myself Elvish. Even though it’s not PC I think there’s fine line between weird geekery and a genuine love for a body of work without needing to participate.
I’ve read the books and listened to them on audio, watched all the movies and extras and listened to the podcasts. Over the last year I’ve really enjoyed these podcasts and having something intellectually stimulating to listen to while I while away the hours on public transportation or do the dishes.
I figured that while I was here in the UK I should look into what events are happening in relation to my interests of music, history and literature. I found this event called The Festival in the Shire, which looked really promising. It would have a festival of booths and activities for families, a fan expo with talks by experts and a legit academic conference with scholars presenting papers. How great does that sound? And Corey Olson, of the previously mentioned podcasts was going to be there.
I went back and forth as to whether or not I was going to go but finally decided, hey I’m here, let’s take advantage of the opportunity. It took a lot of coordination and a bit of money to get housing, train tickets and the entry tickets since it was out in the middle of no where in Wales. As it got closer I started to notice little things that made me think that maybe it wasn’t going to be as cool as I imagined it to be. I was hoping for an expansion on the discussions started by the podcasts and some Comic Con like displays, but it was not to be. Add to that that the same weekend was the first ever Single Adult Conference in Manchester and the fact that this turned out badly makes me feel guilty about not going to the conference. Bother.
I spent Thursday taking three trains out to Aberystwyth (Just say the ‘y’s like ih and you’ll get it.) and during which I finally finished the first Artemis Fowl book, did some finale entry and slept. We arrived at the end of the line, around 3:30. I found the bus stops out front and hopped on the number one up to the university campus. I didn’t know if there was more than one stop on campus or not so I got off at the first one, just in case. The campus is literally perched on the hillside above the town and once on campus I had to wander about up the hill to find the residence halls, and then the reception. I checked in and went to find my room. While I’m glad that I never lived in university housing I think it’s a great accommodation alternative. It’s cheap like a hostel but safe, clean, private and franchised like a hotel. My little room had a bathroom with a shower, single bed, desk etc, your basic ensuite dorm room. It was on the third floor with an incredible sea view.


I hopped back on the bus to go get dinner, pick up festival bus passes and check out the town. It was 4:30 and I knew that the last bus back up the hill was just after 6 so I didn’t have a whole lot of time to explore. I looked at lots of shops and surveyed all the food options and then noticed that everything started closing at 5. I suppose that’s reason enough for the buses to stop running. So I grabbed some dinner from a stand on the shore.

It was a bit cold and very windy which made eating outside a bit tricky. I ordered a chicken salad sandwich, which I expected to be like tuna salad but it was just chicken with greens, cukes and tomatoes. It was fresh and huge and I couldn’t finish it so I asked for a bag- only to discover later that the may leaked right through and all over my purse. I also ordered a strawberry ‘thick’ shake, which was not thick, it was milk. Oh well.
Catching the bus back up was a bit tricky because the buses would come into the lot with one number, drop people off, move to a different station, change their number and head off somewhere else. Fortunately I did get this figured out in time to get back. I stopped at the grocery store by campus for some snacks and then was back in my room around 7. It’s a good thing that they had free wifi otherwise I would have gone mad.
Friday morning I caught a private bus out to the festival location. There were only 7 of us on the bus. It was a 40 minutes drive inland, absolutely lovely but I couldn’t stay awake. We arrived and checked in and I ended up heading in through the back door. The main building had one huge space that was divided into two spaces. One was a stage complete with sound system and band set up the other was for the festival vendor stalls/exhibition.
Main Hall Projected
Main Hall Actual
Art Exhibition Projected
Art Exhibition Actual
In the corner was the entrance to the fan expo art exhibition which wasn’t open yet when I arrived. I could tell walking into the room that I would be able to walk through and see everything that they had in about 15 minutes, and there weren’t buses going back to town until 6 and I was planning on staying two days! I knew then that one day would be enough, I would head home tomorrow and be able to go to church on Sunday.
I really hoped that the talks later would be worth it. They finally did open the art exhibition and it was pretty small- def not worth paying more. It was around noon and there wasn’t much scheduled until 1:30. At noon there was an italian pianist who is apparently amazing and just recorded a CD all inspired by Tolkien. He played (it was miced too loud) and I wasn't particularly intrigued. Then there was a lady who sang Celtic folk songs and played the guitar. She was a fine singer, but once again, not overly impressed. Then there was a storyteller who told the story of Beren and Luthien and it was pretty good. When she was all in character it was quite good, but when she broke character, not so much. They had some food vendors and so I went and picked up a chili baked potato which I tried to eat while listening. There was a Corey Olson session on the program that overlapped with this one, and then they tried to squeeze it in. It was super cool to see him in person and I couldn’t help but grin. But at the same time it was a little lame to have a 20 minute little discussion about the Hobbit with a handful of audience when I’ve already listened to 3GB or 48 hours of podcast lectures and know that there’s more too it.
After this I found out that the Fan Expo talks were taking place in the next building and I headed over there. They were a little behind due to some laptop/projector technical difficulties. It seems like every time anyone uses a laptop/projector combination there are huge delays. You’d think that we’d have come up with a solution by now. The first talk was given by a young woman who I must assume is a student and who’s first language is not English. It was painful. It was scripted and predictable and yet at the same time impossible to follow. Full of quotes and buzz words but with out substance or direction. She looked the part but then leaned against the stage and read from her notes. I tried really hard to concentrate but it was just painful. They were a bit behind schedule and the conference runner was trying to subtly get her attention to tell her to wrap up. When subtlety didn’t work he sat in the front row, then stood up, then actually stopped her to tell her to wrap up. Okay, and then she went right on at the same speed forcing him to finally just have to cut her off. Painful.
Nearly the whole weekend was saved by the next speaker. Tom Shippey, professor for 45 years, prolific writer, great speaker- thank you, that’s how it’s done. I thoroughly enjoyed it and got online and found a few other talks he’s given on itunes U, much of which echoed when he told us.
The next speaker had written a book on the friendship of CS Lewis and JRR Tolkein. I’ve listened to a few lectures on this topic and so was rather well versed and interested. The speaker was a stereo typical English Professor complete with slightly crazy dark grey beard and hair and tweed jacket. He started out a bit stilted reading from his notes but once he started just talking extemporaneously about the pictures in the slideshow it was much better.
Then I headed back over to the main building for what was supposed to have been a staged singing/acting presentation but when I walked through and nothing was happening I headed back to the talks to hear some from a Dutch Collector. It was interesting to get his perspective on working with collecting a variety of things over many many years.
The final talk that I thought I would have time for was on Tolkien and the Welsh language by a greek professor who teaches Tolkein at a University in Wales. She used a power point and read from notes but read like I would- animatedly, clearly, loudly and too fast. It was dizzying to follow. After that I headed out to wait for the bus. It was there but we weren’t getting on yet. Corey Olson was standing there chatting with various people and I’ll be kicking myself for a long time that I didn’t just go up and join in. That would have most likely improved the weekend. I’m just so painfully shy and spend so much time alone that sometimes I fall into a habit of doing more observing than participating. [Per Elder Bednar’s warning.]
I overheard someone say that they were going to hold the bus until the last talk was over and so I popped my head in to hear the last talk by an artist. Unfortunately the bus didn’t wait and I saw it drive away just as I came out. ARGH!!! So I had to wait and hour and a half for the next one. There was nothing on except for that Italian pianist again and a french blues band that had next to nothing to do with Tolkein.
But I was cold, my fingers were blue, so I went inside and read my book until 8.
Was I too hard on them? It was their first year. Would it have been better if I was able to go to the scholarly talks? I thought about staying but it seemed like a lot of the fan talks were going to be repeated on Saturday. I think I mostly had expectations that were too high and was cranky about having spent more money than it was worth. Don't mess with me and money.
The drive back through the sunset was absolutely gorgeous.
These pictures don’t do it justice because they were taking through the windows of a bus in motion. Back in town I dragged my self up the mile hill back to campus,
got some more snacks and settled in to watch Top Gear clips [specifically challenges] on youtube to make myself laugh. Hopefully I learned a few valuable lessons this weekend...